April 2012
- My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
- My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
you know you’re my friend if
- i hit on you a lot
- i insult you a lot
- i constantly tell you that i hate you
At this point,
it’s not even like “I can’t find a fuck to give”
it’s like “Guys did you see where I put my fucks I’ve looked everywhere did someone throw them away or”
MY BOYYY!!!
Im Friends with Steven Glansberg: So my weekend →
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Was fucking PHENOMENAL! Good friends bday party was friday. I couldnt read. Like everything was in arabic or in some alien like symbols. It was kinda tight. Went harder than i ever did and i was with my ppls was there so everything turned out perfect. Saturday was very chill had a few friends…
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